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The Mad Tea Housewarming Party attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Mad Tea Housewarming Party
May 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
Board a gigantoid teacup with your friends and gyrate until your brain explodes.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach, elbow, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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