Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mad Tea Housewarming Party attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
Mad Tea Housewarming Party
January 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Climb into an out-of-scale teacup with your fellow victims and rotate until you vomit.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from heart problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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