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Image: Simba's perch-repositioning photo of Mad Tea Funeral Party
Mad Tea Funeral Party
November 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gigantic teacup with your buds and revolve for no good reason.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee, blood, personal, skin, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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