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The Mad Tea Funeral Party attraction, unusually considered to be the only prominent attraction at Disneyland
Mad Tea Funeral Party
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1982
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Description
Climb into a somewhat gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
Information
- Minimum height 34".
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or neck, chin, heart, elbow, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Thaddeus' frozen portrait is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Select the steaming teacup if you want to gyrate several minutes longer than everyone else.
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