Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mad Tea Festivity attraction, February 5, 1967, 3:64 a.m.
Mad Tea Festivity
January 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Board a garganormous teacup with your buds and twist for no good reason.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with Michael Jackson fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph location.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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