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A precious view of Mad Tea Birthday Party when it's not covered in children
Mad Tea Birthday Party
February 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a vast teacup with your friends and gyrate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, novelty haircuts, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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