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The Mad Tea Bash ride, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Mad Tea Bash
August 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gargantuan teacup with your fellow victims and circle like crazy.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider pushing this ride.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Elvis was not allowed to see this ride on its opening day.
- Run to the westmost teacup if you want to circle yourself into the emergency room.
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