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Mad Tea Anniversary Party, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Mad Tea Anniversary Party
May 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an out-of-scale teacup with your friends and revolve until you vomit.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- After riding this attraction, find something soothing.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or attention-span, kidney, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a structure from a much maligned attraction.
- Run to the tallest teacup if you want to revolve faster than anyone else.
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