Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mad Milk Party attraction at park closing
Mad Milk Party
December 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Sit in a huge milk cup with your co-riders and twist more than you expected.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, overdone makeup, or inner ear, blood, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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