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A sinister view of Mad Milk Party when it's not bathed in deer
Mad Milk Party
October 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gigantic milk cup with your fellow victims and twist like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, ethical objections, '80s haircuts, or spinal, neck, chest, finger, elbow, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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