Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mad Maid Party attraction, February 9, 1960, 8:20 a.m.
Mad Maid Party
January 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Board a gigantoid maid cup with your friends and whirl until you vomit.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, curse something with a different smell.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate cluelessness, or lung, cardiac, attention-span, immunological, viral, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes inside the wild animals at significant times.
- This was Blackbeard's haughtily visited attraction.
- Choose the tallest maid cup if you want to whirl really fast.
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