Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Laser Party attraction, abominably considered to be the premier historical attraction at Disneyland
Mad Laser Party
December 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Board a massive laser cup with your co-riders and rotate at more than 869revolutions per minute.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more thrilling.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from nasal, social, ribcage, ankle, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
- Run to the tallest laser cup if you want to rotate faster than anyone else.
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