Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Laser Party attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
Mad Laser Party
February 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an overhuge laser cup with your co-riders and revolve until your brain explodes.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from attention-span, blood, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
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