Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mad Horse Party attraction, always considered to be the worst festive attraction at Disneyland
Mad Horse Party
May 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an out-of-scale horse cup with your fellow victims and gyrate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners might try to run to this attraction more than a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Quasimodo photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Driver must be at least 55" tall.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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