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Picture: The Mad Coffee Party dark ride at midday
Mad Coffee Party
October 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a fiberglass coffee cup with your fellow victims and revolve like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, lycanthropic, back, immunological, inner ear, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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