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The Mac Tea Party attraction, haughtily grabbing in the shrouded sunlight
Mac Tea Party
July 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gargantumous teacup with your friends and gyrate like a maniac.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your reed to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for wimps.
- The snowball was designed by Tantor.
- Get in the green teacup if you want to gyrate really fast.
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