Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hot Tea Party attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest bad attraction at Disneyland
Hot Tea Party
January 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a disconcertingly large teacup with your friends and turn until you vomit.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
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