Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hot Tea Party show during a moment of contemplation
Hot Tea Party
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 1, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: Time-wasting foreigners
Description
Board a somewhat big teacup with your buds and rotate for no good reason.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during nightfall, this show will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this show.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lung, liver, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this show may fall to pieces.
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