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Above: The Steve Martin in Wonderland attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin in Wonderland
September 13, 2008
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
An estimated two fairies
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney cartoon of the novel of the fable "Steve Martin in Wonderland" by Samuel Clemens. Climb on a worm down a frightening hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths, '50s haircuts, sin, or wrist or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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