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The Squanto in Wonderland attraction, August 15, 1998, 1:64 p.m.
Squanto in Wonderland
June 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five teacups (according to "The Horse" editor)
This attraction is based on the Disney feature film of the book of the tale "Squanto in Wonderland" by Bo Peep. Carve out a seat in an anthropormorphicgrub to a suspicious hole and survive the horrors of Wonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to ground level!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something more demanding.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Volcanic Weasel") might try to bypass this attraction as much as a moment preceeding regular operating hours.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, ethical issues, chronic extra limbs, or finger, tongue, or skin complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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