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Photo: The Squanto in Wonderland show during a moment of contemplation
Squanto in Wonderland
November 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six fairies
This show is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney cartoon of the movie of the series "Squanto in Wonderland" by Bullseye. Board a pupa and fall into a suspicious hole and have your reality twisted by Wonderland. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to the exit!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this show multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sea sickness or fingernail, romantic, attention-span, chin, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this show.
- Show is closed for emergency refurbishment from February 26 to March 21.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Johnny Tremain's frozen manager is kept beneath this show.
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