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The Samuel Clemens in Wonderland attraction, February 17, 1984, 7:77 p.m.
Samuel Clemens in Wonderland
October 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (by www.LanghornePlace.doc)
This attraction is based on the Disney feature film of the novel of the classic "Samuel Clemens in Wonderland" by Bullseye. Climb in a worm to a black hole and survive the horrors of Wonderland. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing goths.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or ankle, personal, chin, shoulder, cardiac, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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