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Practical Pig in Wonderland, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Practical Pig in Wonderland
August 23, 1977
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney motion picture of the book of the story "Practical Pig in Wonderland" by Belle. Carve out a seat in a pupa into a rabbit hole and into Wonderland. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to a small world after all!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
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