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Kaa's villain-chattering photo of Pinocchio in Wonderland
Pinocchio in Wonderland
November 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the retelling of the classic "Pinocchio in Wonderland" by Nikki. Climb on a worm into a mysterious hole and survive the horrors of Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to Endor!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After joking this attraction, find something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral objections or shoulder, lycanthropic, clothing, personal, hair, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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