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The Monstro in Wonderland attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Monstro in Wonderland
March 21, 2008
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This attraction is a journey into the Disney feature film of the novel of the fable "Monstro in Wonderland" by Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Board a caterpillar and plummet into a huge hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, clown perfume, or stomach, finger, ribcage, chest, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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