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Dapper Dan's parrot-loading photo of Michael Eisner in Wonderland
Michael Eisner in Wonderland
July 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This attraction will remind you of the Disney feature film of the script of the tale "Michael Eisner in Wonderland" by Chernabog. Carve out a seat in an oversizeinsect through a rabbit hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to Never, Never Land!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive Figaro fans.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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