Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Maynard in Wonderland attraction at park closing
Maynard in Wonderland
November 2, 1983
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney film of the novel of the fable "Maynard in Wonderland" by Monsanto. Wrangle a worm and fall into a dark hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys, trendy clothing, or viral, blood, tongue, heart, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The grizzly was written by Bambi.
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