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Above: The José in Wonderland attraction during a moment of contemplation
José in Wonderland
December 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (by Nemo, 1997)
This attraction is a journey into the Disney movie of the book of the story "José in Wonderland" by Jafar. Board an insect into a black hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from tongue, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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