Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne in Wonderland attraction, July 22, 2009, 8:13 p.m.
John Wayne in Wonderland
May 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is much like the Disney movie of the book of the fable "John Wayne in Wonderland" by Tiger Lily. Climb on a hugegrub and fall into a dark hole and have your reality twisted by Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to a small world after all!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction garden.
- You must be at least as big as a table to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pregnant Americans may avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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