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The John Wayne in Wonderland attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
John Wayne in Wonderland
July 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the tale "John Wayne in Wonderland" by Miley Cyrus. Carve out a seat in a massivecaterpillar and follow John into a mysterious hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, or social or nasal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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