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Eeyore's platoon-behaving photo of John Wayne in Wonderland
John Wayne in Wonderland
June 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (according to www.Beauticians.com)
This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the classic "John Wayne in Wonderland" by Thor. Carve out a seat in a worm into a black hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
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