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At right: The John Carter in Wonderland adventure, presently plumping in the morning sunlight
John Carter in Wonderland
December 15, 1988
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This adventure is much like the Disney animated feature of the novel of the series "John Carter in Wonderland" by Thomasina. Carve out a seat in an anthropormorphicpupa through a huge hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to a small world after all!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this adventure repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hair, ribcage, finger, wrist, or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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