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The John Carter in Wonderland attraction, handsomely glittering in the fading candlelight

The John Carter in Wonderland attraction, handsomely glittering in the fading candlelight

John Carter in Wonderland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1970
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Designed by: Boys

Description

This attraction is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the story "John Carter in Wonderland" by Beverly. Ride a pupa down a frightening hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to a happy ending!

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