Massive Disneymammoth Attraction Database
Above: A murderous view of Jessica Rabbit in Wonderland when it's shrounded in tarps
Jessica Rabbit in Wonderland
September 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney movie of the movie of the legend "Jessica Rabbit in Wonderland" by Steve Jobs. Ride an insect through a suspicious hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to Never, Never Land!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- In a secret alcove at the tippy top of the Jessica Rabbit in Wonderland, there is a handball dojo for Disney executives.
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