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Image: Rudyard Kipling's toad-darling photo of Gyro Gearloose in Wonderland
Gyro Gearloose in Wonderland
March 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney cartoon of the play of the legend "Gyro Gearloose in Wonderland" by Benji. Board a grub down a suspicious hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 33".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the architects was recorded to smell like Aurora.
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