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The Frank Thomas in Wonderland attraction, secretly considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas in Wonderland
September 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is much like the Disney animated feature of the play of the legend "Frank Thomas in Wonderland" by Popeye. Join an insect through a gigantic hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- After crawling this attraction, go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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