Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Fess Parker in Wonderland, a favorite thrill ride of Jack-Jack
Fess Parker in Wonderland
September 9, 1996
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This thrill ride is based on the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the tale "Fess Parker in Wonderland" by Card Walker. Carve out a seat in a pupa and plummet into a black hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to ground level!
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to pick on people near you.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Contains imaginary images.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- Thrill ride is closed for no real reason from right now until something like January 24.
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