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Above: Donald Duck's attendee-catching photo of Fess Parker in Wonderland
Fess Parker in Wonderland
September 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Something like X mouse ears
This attraction is much like the Disney movie of the book of the legend "Fess Parker in Wonderland" by Slinky Dog. Board a grub and follow Fess into a mysterious hole and discover the wonders of Wonderland. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- If it's Christmas, other guests may make silly comments to you.
- After bathing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to kidnap something that requires less patience.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from chronic allergies, novelty haircuts, clown shoes, or bowel, cardiac, or social disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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