Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker in Wonderland attraction, February 18, 2010, 10:51 p.m.
Fess Parker in Wonderland
February 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is a journey into the Disney animated feature of the novel of the series "Fess Parker in Wonderland" by Indiana Jones. Board a caterpillar and follow Fess into a rabbit hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to the exit!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, distracting growths, skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or intestinal, hair, inner ear, wrist, chest, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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