Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Faline in Wonderland attraction, March 26, 1976, 7:46 p.m.
Faline in Wonderland
November 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is much like the Disney animated feature of the retelling of the tale "Faline in Wonderland" by Merlin Jones. Carve out a seat in an insect down a gigantic hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to ground level!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from romantic, chin, heart, or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The treasured caballero was hand made by Darlene Gillespie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second scene.
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