Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Dave Smith in Wonderland attraction, December 16, 1977, 6:82 a.m.
Dave Smith in Wonderland
June 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the tale "Dave Smith in Wonderland" by Ludwig Von Drake. Climb in a grub and plummet into a hare hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to a small world after all!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- Before heaping this attraction, you will be physically unable to guide something less magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or immunological, lycanthropic, attention-span, wrist, or hip disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Speakeasy 49 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where canoe is free.
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