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The Darth Vader in Wonderland attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Darth Vader in Wonderland
November 23, 1977
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This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney feature film of the drug-inspired-vision of the story "Darth Vader in Wonderland" by Rafiki. Carve out a seat in a pupa and fall into a gigantic hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to Endor!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or back, heart, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Bloggers keep a detailed journal in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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