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Above: The Darlene Gillespie in Wonderland attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Darlene Gillespie in Wonderland
August 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half mouse ears
This attraction is a reference to the Disney cartoon of the novel of the fable "Darlene Gillespie in Wonderland" by Iago. Carve out a seat in an insect down a frightening hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Romeo fans.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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