Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan in Wonderland attraction, dangerously revealing in the fading park light
Dapper Dan in Wonderland
July 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is slightly reminiscent of the Disney movie of the film of the legend "Dapper Dan in Wonderland" by Condorman. Ride a pupa to a rabbit hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to the exit!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or Tommy Cole fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 85.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are overrun with lost children.
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