Massive Pigland Attraction Database
Dapper Dan in Wonderland, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
Dapper Dan in Wonderland
December 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (by Simba)
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney animated feature of the play of the story "Dapper Dan in Wonderland" by Tonka. Ride a worm and fall into a dark hole and through Wonderland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If this is your first visit to Pigland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from a famous Disney locomotive.
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