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The Blackbeard in Wonderland attraction as seen from the top of a university
Blackbeard in Wonderland
October 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (by "Round Square" editor)
This attraction is a journey into the Disney cartoon of the novel of the legend "Blackbeard in Wonderland" by Langhorne. Carve out a seat in an oversizepupa into a frightening hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to the exit!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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