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A technological view of Alice in the Wilderness when it's not bathed in darkness
Alice in the Wilderness
November 21, 1983
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This attraction is much like the Disney animated feature of the drug-inspired-vision of the fable "Alice in the Wilderness" by Al Weiss. Climb on a worm and stumble into a black hole and take a tour of the Wilderness. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or finger, attention-span, lung, clothing, intestinal, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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