Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Wilderness attraction, haughtily considered to be the only simple attraction at Disneyland
Alice in the Wilderness
February 12, 2009
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney feature film of the script of the series "Alice in the Wilderness" by Mara. Wrangle an anthropormorphicworm and fall into a frightening hole and be driven near insane by the Wilderness. You might even be painted rose red on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or hip, elbow, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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