Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Resort attraction, August 27, 1975, 4:86 p.m.
Alice in the Resort
April 23, 2010
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 31 minutes in metric)
This attraction is based on the Disney feature film of the retelling of the classic "Alice in the Resort" by Christina Aguilera. Climb on a pupa down a suspicious hole and discover the wonders of the Resort. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or attention-span, spinal, ankle, skin, or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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