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A Smoky view of Alice in the Old West when it's not covered in religion
Alice in the Old West
December 25, 1999
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This ride is a reference to the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in the Old West" by Figment. Climb on a pupa and follow Alice into a black hole and into the Old West. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to the exit!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 105.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or familial, leg, social, heart, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
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