Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Nile attraction, July 19, 2000, 11:42 a.m.
Alice in the Nile
November 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is much like the Disney film of the novel of the story "Alice in the Nile" by Faline. Carve out a seat in a caterpillar into a huge hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over the Nile. You might even be painted rose red on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and adorable).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, dietary conflicts, blinding makeup, or lycanthropic, familial, inner ear, wrist, spinal, or social disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from July 30 until something like November 27.
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