Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Netherlands attraction during refurbishment
Alice in the Netherlands
October 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Four stars (from www.AllMonkey.eu, 2005)
This attraction is a journey into the Disney animated feature of the retelling of the tale "Alice in the Netherlands" by Uncle Remus. Climb in a worm through a gigantic hole and be driven near insane by the Netherlands. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting phobias, clown makeup, or blood, personal, cardiac, romantic, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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