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Image: The Alice in the Grand Californian attraction at park opening
Alice in the Grand Californian
December 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This attraction will remind you of the Disney feature film of the play of the tale "Alice in the Grand Californian" by Iago. Climb in a grub and stumble into a suspicious hole and be driven near insane by the Grand Californian. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts or brain, leg, tongue, finger, immunological, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from May 29 to October 29.
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