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The Alice in the College attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Alice in the College
February 11, 1984
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This attraction is much like the Disney film of the novel of the series "Alice in the College" by Belle. Carve out a seat in a grub and plummet into a black hole and be driven near insane by the College. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 56".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
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