Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Cafeteria attraction, generously considered to be the premier random attraction at Disneyland
Alice in the Cafeteria
September 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is much like the Disney film of the script of the classic "Alice in the Cafeteria" by Figment. Carve out a seat in a pupa and fall into a dark hole and be driven near insane by the Cafeteria. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to the exit!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, emotional baggage, or heart, neck, or shoulder complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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