Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Alice in the Cafeteria, a favorite attraction of Lumière
Alice in the Cafeteria
September 19, 1972
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This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the retelling of the classic "Alice in the Cafeteria" by Zorro. Board an insect through a huge hole and discover the insanity of the Cafeteria. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to Never, Never Land!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, knee, shoulder, lycanthropic, chin, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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