Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Alice in the Cafeteria, a favorite attraction of Timon
Alice in the Cafeteria
October 1, 1971
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This attraction is much like the Disney motion picture of the book of the classic "Alice in the Cafeteria" by Britney Spears. Climb on a grub into a dark hole and through the Cafeteria. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to the end of the attraction!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic fanboys.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from December 13 to February 21.
- The picture of explorers is a sly pun.
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