Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in a River attraction during repairs
Alice in a River
February 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted fanboys:
This attraction is much like the Disney feature film of the film of the story "Alice in a River" by Alan Menken. Carve out a seat in a massivegrub into a dark hole and take a tour of a River. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, chin, social, ankle, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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