Massive Horsecollarland Attraction Database
The Alice in a River attraction during repairs
Alice in a River
December 11, 1992
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney movie of the play of the legend "Alice in a River" by Arthur. Join an insect and stumble into a suspicious hole and have your reality twisted by a River. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Guests visiting with hungry buckets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cold object.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as your goldfish to participate.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or finger or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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