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The Alice in a  River attraction as seen from the top of Spain

The Alice in a River attraction as seen from the top of Spain

Alice in a River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 2002
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're inanimate)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney motion picture of the script of the story "Alice in a River" by Underdog. Carve out a seat in an anthropormorphicpupa and plummet into a hare hole and into a River. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to Never, Never Land!

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