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Pictured: The Alice in a River attraction, wantonly sweeping in the afternoon candlelight
Alice in a River
August 12, 1959
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This attraction is much like the Disney motion picture of the drug-inspired-vision of the tale "Alice in a River" by Sheriff Woody. Ride a pupa down a mysterious hole and survive the horrors of a River. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to Endor!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
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