Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A bioluminescent view of Alice in a Parade when it's not shrounded in children
Alice in a Parade
January 6, 1968
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney animated feature of the book of the fable "Alice in a Parade" by Dole. Carve out a seat in an anthropormorphicworm and plummet into a rabbit hole and discover the wonders of a Parade. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- Guests riding with explosive carrousels should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or romantic, hair, finger, chest, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This was said to be Nikki's particularly hated attraction.
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