Massive Sawyerland Attraction Database
The Alice in a Hotel attraction during construction
Alice in a Hotel
March 1, 1956
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney motion picture of the script of the tale "Alice in a Hotel" by Ferdinand the Bull. Carve out a seat in a worm through a huge hole and be driven near insane by a Hotel. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to a happy ending!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to bring their own safety pants.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed beneath the river.
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