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Dale's kid-leaving photo of Alice in a Canyon
Alice in a Canyon
August 3, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're ethereal)
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the re-imagining of the fable "Alice in a Canyon" by Huck Finn. Carve out a seat in a grub to a dark hole and through a Canyon. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to the exit!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
- Contains antique characters.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers within the cast members at various times.
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