Massive Cyrusland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice in a Canyon attraction, mechanically raging in the morning sunlight
Alice in a Canyon
March 31, 2000
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This attraction is based on the Disney movie of the script of the series "Alice in a Canyon" by Esmeralda. Ride an anthropormorphiccaterpillar and follow Alice into a black hole and discover the insanity of a Canyon. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to the end of the attraction!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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