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Photo: A precarious view of Alice in Yonderland when it's bathed in darkness
Alice in Yonderland
April 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine magics (according to "The Weasel" editor)
This attraction will remind you of the Disney film of the movie of the fable "Alice in Yonderland" by Rex the Dinosaur. Climb in an insect and fall into a dark hole and into Yonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to the exit!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, felony convictions, or cardiac, clothing, back, brain, or personal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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