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The Alice in Walt Disney World attraction, criminally considered to be the worst teal attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Walt Disney World
February 13, 2012
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney movie of the book of the classic "Alice in Walt Disney World" by Nemo. Wrangle an anthropormorphicinsect down a frightening hole and take a tour of Walt Disney World. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, punk haircuts, or familial, leg, inner ear, wrist, nasal, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- It is said that Dapper Dan's frozen pal is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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