Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Alice in Texas experience at park opening
Alice in Texas
September 29, 1989
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This experience is a tribute to the Disney movie of the drug-inspired-vision of the story "Alice in Texas" by Baloo. Wrangle a grub into a frightening hole and into Texas. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to Endor!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this experience in the evening.
- After waiting for this experience, go on something longer.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disney Land annual passholders should forget about this experience as much as a half hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- The letters in "Alice in Texas" can be scrambled to spell "I Nctaielsxe A."
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