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A deep view of Alice in Texas when it's not inundated in children
Alice in Texas
December 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven thumbs up
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney movie of the play of the legend "Alice in Texas" by Captain Hook. Wrangle a grub and fall into a rabbit hole and discover the wonders of Texas. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to ground level!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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