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The Alice in Texas attraction, nastily considered to be the worst cross attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Texas
August 5, 2004
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This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the film of the series "Alice in Texas" by Buzz Lightyear. Ride a hugeinsect to a gigantic hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Texas. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may point at you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 66" tall.
- Must be at least 43" tall and 29 years old to ride the horse.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, wrist, lycanthropic, elbow, or shoulder complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "Alice in Texas" can be scrambled to spell "Ensciaxleti A."
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