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A gray view of Alice in Texas when it's not inundated in children
Alice in Texas
August 9, 2008
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This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney motion picture of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in Texas" by Lampwick. Board a pupa to a huge hole and discover the insanity of Texas. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses within the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess specticles.
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