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The Alice in South America attraction as seen from the top of the future
Alice in South America
October 6, 1997
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This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney movie of the play of the fable "Alice in South America" by Emperor Zurg. Join an oversizegrub and follow Alice into a huge hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over South America. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to a small world after all!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear, garish makeup, or bowel, brain, or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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